Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

If I were a plastic surgeon, I would offer to put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.

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[Bugs]

Counting to 10 only makes it premeditated.

 

[lacanteen]

Cut apple taste better than eating a whole apple.

 

[lacanteen]

If you’re an unsuccessful actor and spotted eating at a fast food restaurant, people will think you’re poor. If you’re a successful actor and spotted eating at a fast food restaurant, people will think you’re down-to-earth.

 

[lacanteen]

Babysitting: A job for teenagers to be adults so adults can go out and act like teenagers.

 

[lacanteen]

No matter how unhappy you are, someone else out there wishes they had your life.

 

[lacanteen]

If you make up a random percentage on the spot, roughly 87% of people will believe you.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If you make up a random percentage on the spot, roughly 87% of people will believe you.

True, but.................. studies show 87% won't believe it.

 

[lacanteen]

It seems wrong that the word “plagiarism” is derived from another language.

 

[lacanteen]

If bedbugs got named because of where they were found, I'd love to hear the story behind cockroaches.

 

[lacanteen]

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

 

[lacanteen]

If bomb was pronounced like tomb or womb, it would make the sound a bomb typically makes.

 

[lacanteen]

No one got taught the game where you make races of raindrops running down the car windows, but we all played it anyways.

 

[lacanteen]

You cannot change an opinion using logic if logic wasn’t used to form the opinion in the first place.

 

[lacanteen]

Sometimes the best form of birth control is better lighting.

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