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Thousands of years from now archaeologists will be speculating on why ancient humans collected and stored canine feces in non-biodegradable bags, and what ceremonial purposes it might have served.
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Theoretically, pizza has the potential to be the most balanced meal all in one slice.
 
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You can do almost anything in public without people thinking you’re crazy, as long as you have at least two friends with you who are laughing.
 

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You can do almost anything in public without people thinking you’re crazy, as long as you have at least two friends with you who are laughing.
I will always laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.
 
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My bottle of kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, because mine is dirty.
 

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When it rains hard it's called "It's raining like cats and dogs".

Now when it's a light rain I call it, "It's raining like kittens and puppies".
 
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You would think most adults know how to use toilets but service stations prove us all wrong.
 
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Women’s longer average lifespan is partially cancelled out by longer wait times at public restrooms.
 
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There is a finite number of people who were born the same year as you. Every time one of them dies, you are closer to being the last one.
 
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If I were a plastic surgeon, I would offer to put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.
 

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Counting to 10 only makes it premeditated.
 
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Cut apple taste better than eating a whole apple.
 
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If you’re an unsuccessful actor and spotted eating at a fast food restaurant, people will think you’re poor. If you’re a successful actor and spotted eating at a fast food restaurant, people will think you’re down-to-earth.
 
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Babysitting: A job for teenagers to be adults so adults can go out and act like teenagers.
 
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No matter how unhappy you are, someone else out there wishes they had your life.
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