Random thoughts.......................

[Bikeman315]

With all the Covid stuff going on, it has suddenly become more embarrassing to cough in public than it is to fart.

Tell that to my wife!

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[lacanteen]

If you ask someone if they smoke, and they respond with “cigarettes?,” they’ve just answered two questions.

 

[SL8888]

If you ask someone if they smoke, and they respond with “cigarettes?,” they’ve just answered two questions.

Ha, reminds me of back in high school (almost 50 years ago). A buddy of mine would only "Date" girls who smoked, and he wasn't a smoker.
So one day I asked him, "Al, why do you only date girls that Smoke ?" And he responded "if they smoke, they poke"......Don't know if that holds true today .......

 

[lacanteen]

There are two types of car owners. The first is upset when it rains because the rain is getting their car dirty. The second is happy when it rains because the rain is getting their car clean.

 

[lacanteen]

I know that I am an idiot but when I look around me I feel a lot better.

 

[sk47]

Ha, reminds me of back in high school (almost 50 years ago). A buddy of mine would only "Date" girls who smoked, and he wasn't a smoker.
So one day I asked him, "Al, why do you only date girls that Smoke ?" And he responded "if they smoke, they poke"......Don't know if that holds true today .......

Hello; Has been true in my experience.

 

[lacanteen]

As a kid your bed is in the corner of the room so you have more room for playing. As an adult your bed is in the center of the room for the exact same reason.

 

[lacanteen]

Commas, are, reading, speed, bumps.

 

[lacanteen]

One of the most complex calculations the human brain has to compute is whether the person behind you is close enough to require you to hold the door for them, or far enough that you can let the door shut without looking like an ass hole

 

[HoosierDaddy]

One of the most complex calculations the human brain has to compute is whether the person behind you is close enough to require you to hold the door for them, or far enough that you can let the door shut without looking like an ass hole

Not really. I use the same rules as Italian driving:

 

[lacanteen]

You don't decide where the furniture in your house goes, the power outlets do.

 

[lacanteen]

Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn.

 

[lacanteen]

If you order a vanilla latte with almond milk, you’re drinking three bean soup.

 

[lacanteen]

A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing.

 

[WildHorse]

Random thoughts: So YOLO aka Alejandro Flores as turned on many people.. now he turned on Terry Reeves aka beefcake. Soon he'll turn on Jake from Power by The Hour (we all know what happened with Frank). None of these people have anything in common with each other, other than YOLO, so me thinks YOLO is the problematic common denominator here. That's what happens when you turned into a privileged white guy.

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