Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Without stupidity there can be no intelligence. Without ugliness there is no beauty. The world actually does need me after all.

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[lacanteen]

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

 

[lacanteen]

Recently, I accidentally handed my girlfriend super glue instead of chap-stick. She still isn't talking to me.

 

[lacanteen]

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

 

[lacanteen]

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

 

[lacanteen]

What I do when I see someone good looking is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

 

[compprep]

You know you're old when you have more ear and nose hair than on top of your head.

 

[lacanteen]

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think about jogging every day.

 

[lacanteen]

I saw this news article where a dwarf got robbed by a pickpocket. How could someone stoop so low?

 

[lacanteen]

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

 

[lacanteen]

Humans yelling at football on TV is the same as dogs barking at other dogs on TV.

 

[lacanteen]

Women won’t need a bra in outer space.

 

[dpAtlanta]

George,
I have no idea where you collect so much great info to post, but please keep it up!
You are a great asset to this forum my friend… thank you!

 

[lacanteen]

I imagine what would happen if all the insects find out most of us are afraid of them.

 

[lacanteen]

The truest example of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time you hear ‘Pavlov’ you automatically think of a dog.

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