Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

If you make up a random percentage on the spot, roughly 87% of people will believe you.

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[HoosierDaddy]

If you make up a random percentage on the spot, roughly 87% of people will believe you.

True, but.................. studies show 87% won't believe it.

 

[lacanteen]

It seems wrong that the word “plagiarism” is derived from another language.

 

[lacanteen]

If bedbugs got named because of where they were found, I'd love to hear the story behind cockroaches.

 

[lacanteen]

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

 

[lacanteen]

If bomb was pronounced like tomb or womb, it would make the sound a bomb typically makes.

 

[lacanteen]

No one got taught the game where you make races of raindrops running down the car windows, but we all played it anyways.

 

[lacanteen]

You cannot change an opinion using logic if logic wasn’t used to form the opinion in the first place.

 

[lacanteen]

Sometimes the best form of birth control is better lighting.

 

[lacanteen]

When life gives you lemons, give them back. Tell them you want beer.

 

[lacanteen]

When you’re asleep, your brain can create an entire scenario, but when you’re awake, it can’t figure out why you walked into a room.

 

[lacanteen]

The quickest way to sober up during a night out is to pat your pockets and not feel your phone.

 

[lacanteen]

The lyrics to Old MacDonald are in past tense. Where did he go?

 

[lacanteen]

If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

 

[lacanteen]

With all the Covid stuff going on, it has suddenly become more embarrassing to cough in public than it is to fart.

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