Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

We all have them. Now we can share them. Try to avoid any political poking.
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> Lasagna is basically a spaghetti flavored cake.

> I feel like being thirsty and having to pee should cancel each other out.

> If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?

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[XS]

I have one that's puzzled me lately. Why do we feed wild animals? Not debating whether we should, just questioning the concept. Could you imagine? Imagine being a wild animal where everyday of your life is fending for your own food and this other random animal comes up to you and offers you food. Take it a step further and say you accept the food and then this other animal just starts stroking your head in random ways. It has to be the most awkward, bizarre, experience for them haha.

 

[ugstang17]

If a proclaimed lesbian finds herself attracted to women who dress, look, and act just like men...why not just date men?

 

[lacanteen]

The fact that we have a universally recognized hand sign for “fuck you” and not one for “I’m sorry” should really tell us something.

 

[LxMike]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

How do we know when sour creme is bad??

Who Put the Bomp (in the Bomp, Bomp, Bomp? Only seniors will get this....


Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

 

[lacanteen]

When drone technology becomes cheap enough, hands free umbrellas are going to be the rage!

 

[Silver Bullitt]

I'm still trying to figure out why they put 10 hot dogs in a package, but only 8 hot dog buns in a package.

 

[lacanteen]

My body is a temple. But it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys crap all over the place.

 

[ugstang17]

Do worms yawn?

 

[JCFoster]

I have one that's puzzled me lately. Why do we feed wild animals? Not debating whether we should, just questioning the concept. Could you imagine? Imagine being a wild animal where everyday of your life is fending for your own food and this other random animal comes up to you and offers you food. Take it a step further and say you accept the food and then this other animal just starts stroking your head in random ways. It has to be the most awkward, bizarre, experience for them haha.
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What puzzles me is the wild animal will go back to being self sufficient when it’s not being feed, but the other animal can’t.

 

[ice445]

I'm still trying to figure out why they put 10 hot dogs in a package, but only 8 hot dog buns in a package.

See this one i don't get, I've only ever bought hot dogs in packs of 8. Where are these mythical 10 packs?

 

[lacanteen]

There should be a reverse-Yelp that warns businesses about nasty customers.

 

[lacanteen]

Real friends never let you do stupid things alone.

 

[Questortapes74]

“There’s a little black spot on the sun today.
It’s the same old thing as yesterday.”

“I just thought today might be different.”

“Wet, lather, rinse, repeat.”

 

[Sivi70980]

If a proclaimed lesbian finds herself attracted to women who dress, look, and act just like men...why not just date men?

Because some women hate all men without ever giving them a chance. Some proclaimed lesbians also go looking for D...women be crazy.

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