Random thoughts.......................

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Are there any medium rappers? I've only heard of 'Big' or 'Lil'.

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Q: What do you call a person who's happy on Monday?

A: Unemployed

 

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It’d be real cool if bags of dog food had toys the way cereal boxes do.

 

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Urinating blood is the human bodies check engine light

 

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If someone hates you for no reason, give that #*@^#>" a good reason.

 

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I look forward to DD batteries some day.

 

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(From my Linkedin feed)

 

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Why does my life feel like a test I didn't study for?

 

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

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When French people swear, do they say "pardon my English?"

 

[WildHorse]

0! = 1. Prove me wrong. Haha.

 

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After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.

 

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

 

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Remember smacking an old tube TV to get it working right? I wish that worked on some people I know.

 

[Bikeman315]

Remember smacking an old tube TV to get it working right? I wish that worked on some people I know.

It does. You just have to smack them really, really hard.

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