Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

When French people swear, do they say "pardon my English?"

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[WildHorse]

0! = 1. Prove me wrong. Haha.

 

[lacanteen]

After years of disliking the way i look, only now i realize I'm not ugly, I'm just not my type.

 

[lacanteen]

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

 

[lacanteen]

Remember smacking an old tube TV to get it working right? I wish that worked on some people I know.

 

[Bikeman315]

Remember smacking an old tube TV to get it working right? I wish that worked on some people I know.

It does. You just have to smack them really, really hard.

 

[lacanteen]

Without stupidity there can be no intelligence. Without ugliness there is no beauty. The world actually does need me after all.

 

[lacanteen]

Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone.

 

[lacanteen]

Recently, I accidentally handed my girlfriend super glue instead of chap-stick. She still isn't talking to me.

 

[lacanteen]

I never apologize. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am..

 

[lacanteen]

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.

 

[lacanteen]

What I do when I see someone good looking is, I stare, I smile then when I get tired I put the mirror down.

 

[compprep]

You know you're old when you have more ear and nose hair than on top of your head.

 

[lacanteen]

Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think about jogging every day.

 

[lacanteen]

I saw this news article where a dwarf got robbed by a pickpocket. How could someone stoop so low?

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