Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Survival tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics and someone will show up to argue with you.

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[Rapid Red]

I love what welders come up with, pretty slick.

 

[lacanteen]

It's OK for you to disagree with me. I can't force you to be right.

 

[lacanteen]

I hate it when you call shotgun and the cop still puts you in the back seat.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I hate it when you call shotgun and the cop still puts you in the back seat.

A biker buddy ran out of gas on an AZ highway. Was raining as I went for gas. I asked a LEO parked by the road for help. She agreed to take me to the next town and take the gas back to the stranded bike. Regs said I had to stash my firearms in the trunk and ride in the back seat. Before we even started some car sped by and she took off in pursuit. He was pulling away when she was doing 125 so she radioed the next town. We rolled up as they were arresting the guy. It was still raining so I told her I'd just wait in the car. She probably had a hard time not laughing because I had no door handles to open the door anyway. LoL

Given lemons, make lemonade. I earned a lot of street cred from my tales of spending time locked in the back seat of a cruiser after a high-speed pursuit.

 

[m3incorp]

This month has 5 Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. It won't happen again until December 2023. Better party it up.

 

[lacanteen]

Remember back before the internet people thought that the cause of stupidity was the lack of information? That has been proven false.

 

[lacanteen]

There could be a miracle drug that cures every disease to man, that we'll never know about because it doesn't work on rats.

 

[lacanteen]

Kids that would not lend you a pencil in class are the ones that now won't let you merge on the interstate.

 

[lacanteen]

"You're the bomb!" "No, you're the bomb!" is a compliment in the United States. It's an argument in the Middle East.

 

[lacanteen]

You know what rhymes with Friday? Alcohol. (Trust me on this one)

 

[lacanteen]

We really take for granted that both our legs grow at the same time and at the same rate.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

We really take for granted that both our legs grow at the same time and at the same rate.

That gave me a great idea for muti-aspect tire sizes. Like 90 series on the outside and 10 on the inside. Huge market potential for people like this but who want tires to last more than a week AND be able to stop or turn! Although the most extreme may also need wheels that are 20s on the outside and 15s on the inside.

 

[1emglenn]

You know... when I was a kid there seemed to be a gas station on every corner. Now that I'm older it seems to be drug stores. What changed?

 

[lacanteen]

Finally old enough to do what I want. Too tired to actually do any of it.

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