Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

A woman from Italy told me that it's OK to eat pasta every day as long as you only eat lasagna on the weekends. I am seeking no further nutritional opinions at the present time.

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[lacanteen]

The banana is no longer the food item that looks most phone-like. The pop tart is.

 

[WildHorse]

1000 bucks to whoever can tell me EXACTLY (with proof) what this Unicode represents:

⍼ (u+237c)

 

[lacanteen]

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

 

[lacanteen]

I used to wish my dogs could talk, but then, I remember all of the shit they have witnessed.

 

[WildHorse]

We can no longer speak with any sort of knowledge or confidence as to how — or even whether — the universe itself began. By the very nature of inflation, it wipes out any information that came before the final few moments: where it ended and gave rise to our hot Big Bang. Inflation could have gone on for an eternity, it could have been preceded by some other nonsingular phase, or it could have been preceded by a phase that did emerge from a singularity. Until the day comes where we discover how to extract more information from the universe than presently seems possible, we have no choice but to face our ignorance. The Big Bang still happened a very long time ago, but it wasn’t the beginning we once supposed it to be.

 

[lacanteen]

Are there any medium rappers? I've only heard of 'Big' or 'Lil'.

 

[lacanteen]

Q: What do you call a person who's happy on Monday?

A: Unemployed

 

[lacanteen]

It’d be real cool if bags of dog food had toys the way cereal boxes do.

 

[lacanteen]

Urinating blood is the human bodies check engine light

 

[lacanteen]

If someone hates you for no reason, give that #*@^#>" a good reason.

 

[lacanteen]

I look forward to DD batteries some day.

 

[lacanteen]

(From my Linkedin feed)

 

[lacanteen]

Why does my life feel like a test I didn't study for?

 

[lacanteen]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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