Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Seems awfully suspicious that melting frozen yogurt does not give you yogurt.

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[lacanteen]

Starting a shift at 5:00 sucks, regardless of which 5:00 it is.

 

[lacanteen]

Dating a famous singer would come with the fear that you are always 1 mistake away from becoming a billboard top 100.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s not ALWAYS in the last place you look. Sometimes it magically appears in the first place you looked after you tell your wife, ‘nah it’s definitely not there’.

 

[Bugs]

What does a missile silo and an Alaskan outhouse have in common?
They both contain IC BMs.

 

[lacanteen]

The most empowering thing about living by yourself is being the unchallenged Lord of the thermostat.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The most empowering thing about living by yourself is being the unchallenged Lord of the thermostat.

And the worst thing about being gender fluid and living by yourself is you still fight about the toilet seat.

 

[lacanteen]

People in warm climates will never know the bone rattling feeling of the snow shovel blade snagging on a sidewalk crack. (I was born and raised in NE Ohio)

 

[Bugs]

People in warm climates will never know the bone rattling feeling of the snow shovel blade snagging on a sidewalk crack. (I was born and raised in NE Ohio)

Modified:
People in warm climates will never know the bone rattling feeling of the John Deere lawn tractor snow plow blade snagging on a sidewalk crack. (I was raised in Wyoming.)

 

[lacanteen]

Popcorn is a sponge that feeds you butter.

 

[lacanteen]

Turning vegan becomes a lot less daunting once you realize you could just eat Oreos dipped in peanut butter all day.

 

[lacanteen]

Everyone has taken a chance on a fart and lost.

 

[lacanteen]

One day in the not too distant future kids will sigh at grandparents playing Eminem for playing ‘old people music’.

 

[lacanteen]

To be old and wise you first must be young and stupid.
-Anon

 

[lacanteen]

A streaming service that has a "I might fall asleep soon" bookmark button would win the streaming wars.

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