Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

The volume level of one's opinion is often inversely proportional to their knowledge on the matter.

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[lacanteen]

Parking in a handicapped spot feels like fraud, but sitting in a handicapped stall feels like you upgraded to the luxury box.

 

[lacanteen]

If every day is truly a gift, then Mondays are socks.

 

[SL8888]

If every day is truly a gift, then Mondays are socks.

Hey now, I like socks

 

[lacanteen]

The internet could really use a fiction and non fiction section.

 

[lacanteen]

It's kind of weird being the same age as old people.

 

[SL8888]

It's kind of weird being the same age as old people.

Age is a relative thing, I’ve got older relatives & younger relatives.

 

[Justpassingas]

Getting old is fun...being old not so fun.

 

[dpAtlanta]

When I was born, they were using “Preparation-B” …. I have no idea what they are using now!

If someone says “It’s good to see you.”
Reply with “I’d rather be seen than viewed.”

 

[lacanteen]

People who work in customer service should be allowed to argue with one customer per day.

 

[lacanteen]

Cows are proof that you cannot lose weight by walking and eating salads.

 

[lacanteen]

If you live right, your 30s will be as good as your 20s, only with money.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm not sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that shows up once in a while.

 

[lacanteen]

Our beds are the one place we all go to remember all of the things we were supposed to do.

 

[lacanteen]

Confidence is not "they will like me" - it's "I'll be fine if they don't"

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