Random thoughts.......................

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Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

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People think being smart is knowing everything, without asking questions, but it’s actually the opposite.

 

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The older you get, the more unfeasible it becomes to change your mobile number.

 

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Dogs live in the moment on a level that we humans could never achieve. And they’re content with it. They get in the car and don’t know if the next destination is the dog park, the vet, or a 5 hour road trip. They’re just happy to be included.

 

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If laundry baskets were the same shape and volume of washing machine drums it'd be easier to see when there was the right amount of clothes to wash.

 

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The adult version of “Where’s Waldo” is looking for the unsubscribe button in emails.

 

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It's interesting how quickly 'too drunk to cook a frozen pizza' can become 'sober enough to fight a fire'.

 

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Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks. Me? I wake up feeling like insufficient funds.

 

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Somewhere, at some point, a married pair of auctioneers have had an amazing argument.

 

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It’s an unspoken law that whenever a giant boulder is barreling towards someone in a movie, they have to run in a straight line instead of getting out of the way.

 

[1emglenn]

It’s an unspoken law that whenever a giant boulder is barreling towards someone in a movie, they have to run in a straight line instead of getting out of the way.

Reminds me of one day when I was golfing. I hooked my drive pretty bad and as I watched it I noticed there was a guy working on the palm trees. I yelled "Fore" and instead of just getting behind a tree he took off running. The ball was tracking him like it was laser-locked. Luckily for him another palm tree saved him.

 

[1emglenn]

In horror movies no matter how fast you run, the slow plodding of the villain is always going to catch you.

 

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it is perfectly fine to eat fries with ketchup but an absolute hate crime to put ketchup on mashed potatoes.

 

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Hyperlinks on most websites are blue and turn purple after you've read them. Put more simply: Blue + Read = Purple.

 

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No one ever announces when it is in fact, their first rodeo.

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