Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

The most empowering thing about living by yourself is being the unchallenged Lord of the thermostat.

And the worst thing about being gender fluid and living by yourself is you still fight about the toilet seat.

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[lacanteen]

People in warm climates will never know the bone rattling feeling of the snow shovel blade snagging on a sidewalk crack. (I was born and raised in NE Ohio)

 

[Bugs]

People in warm climates will never know the bone rattling feeling of the snow shovel blade snagging on a sidewalk crack. (I was born and raised in NE Ohio)

Modified:
People in warm climates will never know the bone rattling feeling of the John Deere lawn tractor snow plow blade snagging on a sidewalk crack. (I was raised in Wyoming.)

 

[lacanteen]

Popcorn is a sponge that feeds you butter.

 

[lacanteen]

Turning vegan becomes a lot less daunting once you realize you could just eat Oreos dipped in peanut butter all day.

 

[lacanteen]

Everyone has taken a chance on a fart and lost.

 

[lacanteen]

One day in the not too distant future kids will sigh at grandparents playing Eminem for playing ‘old people music’.

 

[lacanteen]

To be old and wise you first must be young and stupid.
-Anon

 

[lacanteen]

A streaming service that has a "I might fall asleep soon" bookmark button would win the streaming wars.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

A streaming service that has a "I might fall asleep soon" bookmark button would win the streaming wars.

Many smart TVs or streaming boxes have remote control apps. I'd rather have my smart watch hit pause when I nod off.

 

[lacanteen]

Let us have a moment of silence for those stuck in traffic on their way to a gym to walk on a treadmill.

 

[lacanteen]

Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier.

 

[lacanteen]

The quality of a team can be determined by whether their fanbase is excited or disappointed by a tie game.

 

[lacanteen]

A round-a-bout is a great place to see if someone is following you.

 

[lacanteen]

Slowly...and without anyone noticing...long skinny car antennas have quietly gone extinct.

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