Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

One of the most complex calculations the human brain has to compute is whether the person behind you is close enough to require you to hold the door for them, or far enough that you can let the door shut without looking like an ass hole

Not really. I use the same rules as Italian driving:

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[lacanteen]

You don't decide where the furniture in your house goes, the power outlets do.

 

[lacanteen]

Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn.

 

[lacanteen]

If you order a vanilla latte with almond milk, you’re drinking three bean soup.

 

[lacanteen]

A scented candle store burning down would smell amazing.

 

[WildHorse]

Random thoughts: So YOLO aka Alejandro Flores as turned on many people.. now he turned on Terry Reeves aka beefcake. Soon he'll turn on Jake from Power by The Hour (we all know what happened with Frank). None of these people have anything in common with each other, other than YOLO, so me thinks YOLO is the problematic common denominator here. That's what happens when you turned into a privileged white guy.

 

[lacanteen]

The five-second-rule for any food that falls on the ground doesn't really apply when you've got two-second dogs.

 

[lacanteen]

If I had a dollar every time someone complained about the cost of food at the cinema I could almost afford a child size popcorn.

 

[jtmat]

Random thoughts: So YOLO aka Alejandro Flores as turned on many people.. now he turned on Terry Reeves aka beefcake. Soon he'll turn on Jake from Power by The Hour (we all know what happened with Frank). None of these people have anything in common with each other, other than YOLO, so me thinks YOLO is the problematic common denominator here. That's what happens when you turned into a privileged white guy.

That seems like a complicated random thought... my random thought went here after reading the second word:

 

[lacanteen]

We won't buy cereal if the box is damaged even though it's in a bag but we blindly trust bread sealed with a twist tie.

 

[WildHorse]

That seems like a complicated random thought

All my random thoughts are complicated.. that's just how I roll ha-ha.

 

[lacanteen]

I bought a toilet brush yesterday. I can honestly say I still prefer toilet paper.

 

[lacanteen]

Reading books from a 100 years ago doesn't really show how technology has changed society. It just shows us how people have always been the same, but modern technology enables us to do stupid acts faster and more efficiently.

 

[lacanteen]

All genuine leather clothes are used.

 

[lacanteen]

Trust works very similar to the way a sticker does. Once its removed, it may stick again, but not as strong as it did when you first applied it.

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