Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Boobs are to men what laser pointers are to cats.

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[WildHorse]

"Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

 

[Bikeman315]

"Bullsh-t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated!"

 

[WildHorse]

What, what ? You never seen FULL METAL JACKET ?

 

[Bikeman315]

What, what ? You never seen FULL METAL JACKET ?

Heard of it yes. But I never watched it. It’s now on my “watch” list. Thanks!

 

[lacanteen]

The dumbest thing we all did as kids was wish we were an adult.

 

[lacanteen]

Everyone says we should follow our dreams, so I'm going back to bed.

 

[1emglenn]

I've been told I don't know shit. That's okay. I understand that being full of shit isn't that great.

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing disappoints more than carefully choosing the last bite from a meal and then realizing that it was not as tender or as good as its appearance led you to believe.

 

[lacanteen]

Zero G unlocks the possibility for double sided pizza.

 

[lacanteen]

I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.

 

[lacanteen]

The scariest part about explosives isn't when they go off, its when they don't go off.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe the urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by a sink and thought "why not?".

 

[lacanteen]

Whoever is deciding the ratio of the size of a jar of salsa to the size of a bag of tortilla chips is way off.

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