Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

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[lacanteen]

Humans yelling at football on TV is the same as dogs barking at other dogs on TV.

 

[lacanteen]

Women won’t need a bra in outer space.

 

[dpAtlanta]

George,
I have no idea where you collect so much great info to post, but please keep it up!
You are a great asset to this forum my friend… thank you!

 

[lacanteen]

I imagine what would happen if all the insects find out most of us are afraid of them.

 

[lacanteen]

The truest example of Pavlovian conditioning is that every time you hear ‘Pavlov’ you automatically think of a dog.

 

[lacanteen]

Thousands of years from now archaeologists will be speculating on why ancient humans collected and stored canine feces in non-biodegradable bags, and what ceremonial purposes it might have served.

 

[lacanteen]

Theoretically, pizza has the potential to be the most balanced meal all in one slice.

 

[lacanteen]

You can do almost anything in public without people thinking you’re crazy, as long as you have at least two friends with you who are laughing.

 

[Justpassingas]

You can do almost anything in public without people thinking you’re crazy, as long as you have at least two friends with you who are laughing.

I will always laugh with you when you make a fool of yourself.

 

[lacanteen]

My bottle of kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, because mine is dirty.

 

[compprep]

When it rains hard it's called "It's raining like cats and dogs".

Now when it's a light rain I call it, "It's raining like kittens and puppies".

 

[lacanteen]

You would think most adults know how to use toilets but service stations prove us all wrong.

 

[lacanteen]

Women’s longer average lifespan is partially cancelled out by longer wait times at public restrooms.

 

[lacanteen]

There is a finite number of people who were born the same year as you. Every time one of them dies, you are closer to being the last one.

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