Random thoughts.......................

[HiTekExec]

the universe has an infinite number of idiots who are quite adroit and skilled at breaking things - esp. software. Or put another way, programmers are pathologically incapable of understanding that users NEVER do what you think they should do. You must treat them as the enemy.

yes, your ingenious design that is idiot-proof is just waiting for the next ingenious idiot to prove you wrong

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[lacanteen]

A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body… And yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts

 

[shogun32]

A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body… And yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts

your random thoughts aren't so random if you are repeating yourself.

 

[lacanteen]

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.

 

[mindo389]

Engineering, sales, & management reps

 

[lacanteen]

The Wikipedia page for uranium says that it has a metallic taste. Someone probably died getting that information.

 

[Interceptor]

Fart: its your butt blowing kisses

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The Wikipedia page for uranium says that it has a metallic taste. Someone probably died getting that information.

Fun fact: The metal Potassium does NOT have a metallic taste (because your taste buds were burned to a crisp before they could react). As a lab assistant, I loved dropping pieces of Potassium in people's soda cans when they weren't looking to see their reaction to the flames.

 

[shogun32]

I loved dropping pieces of Potassium in people's soda cans when they weren't looking to see their reaction to the flames.

Na + HCl was always fun.

 

[lacanteen]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

I always assumed due to drugs for a planned gender change.

 

[Interceptor]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Because Jane has bad eyes and didn't want to confuse with chimp.

 

[lacanteen]

These days, the best way to not leave a paper trail, is to do everything on paper.

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

If Jesus Christ is the son of God, then who is God the son of?

 

[lacanteen]

Out of all the things that “Tastes like chicken”, ironically, eggs are not one of them.

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