Random thoughts.......................

[Sivi70980]

If Jesus Christ is the son of God, then who is God the son of?

If Gods are everything and live for eternity, why do they have lineage at all?

Sponsored

 

[jwt]

Ineffable or turtles all the way down

 

[lacanteen]

If snakes lost their legs for giving Adam and Eve the apple of enlightenment, clams must have really fucked up somewhere along the way.

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

"If snakes lost their legs for giving Adam and Eve the apple of enlightenment, clams must have really fucked up somewhere along the way. "

Damn snakes! Messing everything up. It's either that or women.

 

[lacanteen]

Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake up in different locations all the time, but as an adult the idea of that happening is terrifying.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Its common for babies to fall asleep and wake up in different locations all the time, but as an adult the idea of that happening is terrifying.

Terrified is putting it mildly. My experience with strangers is they get down right combative when you try to "relocate" their sleeping babies.

 

[lacanteen]

"You've got some food stuck in there" would sound alright coming from a dentist but not from a gynecologist.

 

[lacanteen]

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. (Most of us, anyhow)

 

[Qcman17]

The only time I'm not pulling your chain is if I end the sentence with seriously

 

[lacanteen]

Why are the words ‘Shampoo’ and 'Conditioner’ always the most difficult text on the bottle to read?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Why are the words ‘Shampoo’ and 'Conditioner’ always the most difficult text on the bottle to read?

To mess with you because they know you don't have your glasses or contacts in the shower.

Same type of evilness when ordering a cola in a restaurant. I'm convinced they all have Coke and Pepsi, but whichever you order, they ask if the other is okay just to mess with you .

 

[lacanteen]

There's no such thing as having no dishwasher. You either have or are one.

 

[samd1351]

Os the best way to watch a fishing tournament "live stream"?

 

[samd1351]

 

[oneheadlite]

...ever notice that you never hear of someone getting
killed from 'running with scissors!!

Sponsored