Random thoughts.......................

[5-OH]

Why do we name cars after animals? I understand the Mustang thing, and I get the cobra, beetle and viper, but what’s the deal with current car companies? They don’t seem to be using animal names anymore I mean I’d love to see the the Kia Zebra, Chevrolet Squirrel, Dodge Chicken, Porsche Platypus or even the Tesla Tarantula.

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[lacanteen]

If bread goes bad we throw it away, If bananas go bad we make bread out of them.

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

There's no such thing as having no dishwasher. You either have or are one.

Yeah, I'm currently the latter. No worries though, my kids are bound to "inherit" that shift as time passes by.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s funny how those pastors on TV stretch out their hands and everybody falls to the ground, except for the cameramen.

 

[Bikeman315]

It’s funny how those pastors on TV stretch out their hands and everybody falls to the ground, except for the cameramen.

The cameramen are not Christians.

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

The cameramen are not Christians.

Damn! My instincts were right, they always had that "Jewish vibe" in them.

 

[lacanteen]

Fleeing from police is like choosing the double or nothing option.

 

[lacanteen]

Use breasts to sell food and booze no one bats an eye. Use them as nature intended and everyone loses their minds.

 

[Bikeman315]

 

[RoGCobraRV]

This thread and title reminded me of "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey from SnL

When you do so something right no one remembers, when you do something wrong no one forgets!

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing gets you to change your opinion faster than having a complete idiot agree with you.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Nothing gets you to change your opinion faster than having a complete idiot agree with you.

Couldn't agree more!

 

[Sivi70980]

Nothing gets you to change your opinion faster than having a complete idiot agree with you.

It just gets me to accept my own idiocy...

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

What happens when a poison expires? Does it become more poisonous or no longer remains so?

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

Quicksand drowns you slowly. So it should be called slow sand. Shouldn’t it?

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