Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Donuts only exist so people have a way to rationalize eating cake for breakfast.

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[HoosierDaddy]

Donuts only exist so people have a way to rationalize eating cake for breakfast.

Nobody told Bill Cosby

 

[lacanteen]

The volume level of one's opinion is often inversely proportional to their knowledge on the matter.

 

[tcman54]

What if God had given my girlfriend a much bigger brain instead of her huge boobs, would I be more happy or less happy?

TC

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Gravity always wins. As Ron White would say, "You can't fix stupid".

That's why I never understood using saline or silicone instead of helium.

 

[shogun32]

That's why I never understood using saline or silicone instead of helium.

Helium doesn't have the right "texture" and the gas can easily diffuse out of it's membrane. Can you imagine needing one of those 'basketball needles' to inflate your lady to the acceptable PSI every few days? Wait, don't we already have those on the market?

 

[lacanteen]

I love the idea of living a healthy life. But only the idea of it.

 

[lacanteen]

The worst part about having an injury after age 30 is that 97% of the time you have no good story as to how it happened.

 

[shogun32]

340 days ago I slipped on a small hillside covered in wet leaves while walking a dog and tore the lower tendon clean off my knee cap.

 

[samd1351]

Is the "I Voted" sticker the adult version of the participation trophy?

 

[mindo389]

Behind every successful woman is a man...
checking out her ass.

 

[tcman54]

If a pickle got stuck between a rock and a hard place, would we have a pickle in a pickle?

TC

 

[lacanteen]

Yes, and I don't think the pickle would relish the thought of this scenario.

That would end on a sour note.

 

[lacanteen]

Do Roman doctors call an IV "4" ?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Yes, and I don't think the pickle would relish the thought of this scenario.

Yeah, not a lot of tolerance for gherkin around.

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