Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

I don't think any of this would pass mustard.

Cue the cumber.

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[lacanteen]

If a priest can bless water, then hypothetically we could have holy guacamole too.

 

[lacanteen]

Nowadays, camouflage clothing is usually worn with the express intention of being noticed.

 

[oneheadlite]

If a priest can bless water, then hypothetically we could have holy guacamole too.

...and how about some Pope Secola to wash it down????????????

 

[lacanteen]

Being drunk unlocks our hidden ability to feel the Earth revolving.

 

[lacanteen]

Parking in a handicapped spot feels like fraud, but shitting in a handicapped stall feels like you upgraded to the luxury box.

 

[tcman54]

Bought a jar of natural peanut butter the other day, wonder what's in the un-natural peanut butter?

 

[Bikeman315]

Bought a jar of natural peanut butter the other day, wonder what's in the un-natural peanut butter?

Well since you asked.....bad stuff. This is Jif.

 

[lacanteen]

I can’t imagine what’s it like to have no imagination.

 

[lacanteen]

If every day is truly a gift, then yesterday was socks.

 

[tcman54]

Is a pet rock really a pet and if it is what would one feed it?

 

[Bikeman315]

Is a pet rock really a pet and if it is what would one feed it?

Yes, it absolutely is. Mine passed many years ago and I still miss it. Here is what they eat.

https://redtri.com/the-care-and-fee...ck's favorite food is,if there's one near you.

 

[lacanteen]

Men who are against being gay because “it’s not natural” shouldn’t be allowed to enjoy breast implants.

 

[lacanteen]

To play a game, I press “start”. To start a movie, I press “play”. Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

 

[lonegunman]

The oldest registered voter in Wayne county Michigan/Detroit who voted in the election was born in 1843. The oldest registered voter in Pa? Born is 1850, turned in his ballot October 23rd.

People live many decades longer than doctors thought, I'm feeling better about old age.

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