Random thoughts.......................

[shogun32]

340 days ago I slipped on a small hillside covered in wet leaves while walking a dog and tore the lower tendon clean off my knee cap.

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[samd1351]

Is the "I Voted" sticker the adult version of the participation trophy?

 

[mindo389]

Behind every successful woman is a man...
checking out her ass.

 

[tcman54]

If a pickle got stuck between a rock and a hard place, would we have a pickle in a pickle?

TC

 

[lacanteen]

Yes, and I don't think the pickle would relish the thought of this scenario.

That would end on a sour note.

 

[lacanteen]

Do Roman doctors call an IV "4" ?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Yes, and I don't think the pickle would relish the thought of this scenario.

Yeah, not a lot of tolerance for gherkin around.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

I don't think any of this would pass mustard.

Cue the cumber.

 

[lacanteen]

If a priest can bless water, then hypothetically we could have holy guacamole too.

 

[lacanteen]

Nowadays, camouflage clothing is usually worn with the express intention of being noticed.

 

[oneheadlite]

If a priest can bless water, then hypothetically we could have holy guacamole too.

...and how about some Pope Secola to wash it down????????????

 

[lacanteen]

Being drunk unlocks our hidden ability to feel the Earth revolving.

 

[lacanteen]

Parking in a handicapped spot feels like fraud, but shitting in a handicapped stall feels like you upgraded to the luxury box.

 

[tcman54]

Bought a jar of natural peanut butter the other day, wonder what's in the un-natural peanut butter?

 

[Bikeman315]

Bought a jar of natural peanut butter the other day, wonder what's in the un-natural peanut butter?

Well since you asked.....bad stuff. This is Jif.

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