Random thoughts.......................

[HoosierDaddy]

Two cannibals ran into the jungle and threw up their arms.

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[Sivi70980]

Why is it that nobody wants to admit when they accidentally break something at work?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Why is it that nobody wants to admit when they accidentally break something at work?

Except for sales records.

 

[lacanteen]

I am so happy I live in a world with social media. Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an asshole.

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe disinfectants only kill 99% of germs so the 1% can multiply, ensuring that you need to buy more at some point.

 

[Questortapes74]

Maybe disinfectants only kill 99% of germs so the 1% can multiply, ensuring that you need to buy more at some point.

This might be only partially true. It could be that the remaining 1% is the most virulent and prone to being infectious, thus ensuring that the pharmaceutical industry gets their “cut” down the road???

LOL

 

[lacanteen]

Men always look at a woman’s heart first, it’s not our fault her boobs are in the way.

 

[Bikeman315]

 

[lacanteen]

Apparently if you laid every copy of the Harry Potter books currently in print side by side on the ground they would cover an area larger than Brazil… Which ironically is what they actually used to do back when they were trees.

 

[lacanteen]

If pigs could actually fly, can you imagine how good those wings would taste?

 

[lacanteen]

Why do you have to make an appointment to see a psychic?

 

[lacanteen]

Grape candies and medicine don’t taste like grape but they sure as hell taste like purple...

 

[lacanteen]

“Don’t drive high” digital highway signs would be way more effective if they read: “Everyone on the road knows your high. Stay the speed limit, exit safely, park and wait it out.”

 

[shogun32]

“Don’t drive high” digital highway signs would be way more effective if they read: “Everyone on the road knows your high. Stay the speed limit, exit safely, park and wait it out.”

Way too many chars. Try 'we know you're high. pull over'

 

[oneheadlite]

God gave every man two heads.

It isn't intentional he only gave you enough blood to
use them one at a time..................

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