Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Puberty is the human hardware update that you only get the software update for when you're in your 30s.

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[Sivi70980]

Puberty is the human hardware update that you only get the software update for when you're in your 30s.

Are there any other hardware updates? I'm 40 now and already feeling like I was a "Friday build".

 

[lacanteen]

Are there any other hardware updates? I'm 40 now and already feeling like I was a "Friday build".

There's a blue pill for that.

 

[lacanteen]

There's a joke about "software" in there somewhere.

Don't drop one in your ear or it'll make you hard of hearing.

 

[shogun32]

actually puberty is a 'firmware' upgrade that due to mismatch with control software parameters results in frequent hydraulic pressure regulation issues. The much later software update takes into account the age and integrity of the various seals and environmental factors to regulate pressure rise to more sensible levels and cycle frequency.

 

[Sivi70980]

There's a blue pill for that.

Funny, when I wrote that reply I was thinking about my joints and spine in pain. Then I read your reply and face palmed myself before laughing out loud.

Honestly, that seems like the only thing that does work, it's the rest of me that's falling apart.

 

[Questortapes74]

“Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” John Wagner

 

[Interceptor]

The radio in my car is small and mobile. My portable radios on my porch are big and expensive.
My car radio always locks into station with good reception. My portable radio constantly need moving twisting etc.. to pick up different stations. I have installed a 8' copper wire antenna. Some help but not all. Seems as along as my hand touches radio reception is better.

Should I get a 12 Volt car radio and battery for my porch?

 

[shogun32]

Should I get a 12 Volt car radio and battery for my porch?

no, just string a 2 meter di-pole across the porch roofline and ground your radio better. Or go for gross excess and wire your 800W house audio system to have outside speakers. That way your neighbors can listen to what you're listening to.

 

[tcman54]

Not a thought but a cute story, break in for the money, nah, almond cookies.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Not a thought but a cute story, break in for the money, nah, almond cookies.

They saw the FDIC sign and knew it would be a federal offence if they took the money.

 

[Interceptor]

They were wearing mask so they can't be ID'd

 

[shogun32]

voice print ID also was not conclusive. the chattering was of a unrecognized dialect. The FBI is currently canvassing for disgruntled members of the community angered by the warrantless surveillance and the social stigma borne out of systemic specism aimed toward the differently colored and dexterous, in order to recruit informants with details of future break-in and thefts.

Breaking: it was revealed to XBC news that the plan was hatched and planned at the urging of a hereto before unknown undercover Furried-Bureau-of-Instigation agent assigned to ferret out elements of the Chipmunk crime family. <insert shadow-screen interview here>

Counsel for the accused filed a motion to drop all charges against his clients by dint of unlawful entrapment. Director bird-for-brains Wray offered no comment when pressed about the ethical lapses and gross misconduct within the once admired agency.

 

[lacanteen]

Before the crowbar was invented did crows have to drink at home?

 

[tcman54]

Two blondes walk into a bar, both their heads really hurt now.

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