Random thoughts.......................

[shogun32]

Should I get a 12 Volt car radio and battery for my porch?

no, just string a 2 meter di-pole across the porch roofline and ground your radio better. Or go for gross excess and wire your 800W house audio system to have outside speakers. That way your neighbors can listen to what you're listening to.

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[tcman54]

Not a thought but a cute story, break in for the money, nah, almond cookies.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Not a thought but a cute story, break in for the money, nah, almond cookies.

They saw the FDIC sign and knew it would be a federal offence if they took the money.

 

[Interceptor]

They were wearing mask so they can't be ID'd

 

[shogun32]

voice print ID also was not conclusive. the chattering was of a unrecognized dialect. The FBI is currently canvassing for disgruntled members of the community angered by the warrantless surveillance and the social stigma borne out of systemic specism aimed toward the differently colored and dexterous, in order to recruit informants with details of future break-in and thefts.

Breaking: it was revealed to XBC news that the plan was hatched and planned at the urging of a hereto before unknown undercover Furried-Bureau-of-Instigation agent assigned to ferret out elements of the Chipmunk crime family. <insert shadow-screen interview here>

Counsel for the accused filed a motion to drop all charges against his clients by dint of unlawful entrapment. Director bird-for-brains Wray offered no comment when pressed about the ethical lapses and gross misconduct within the once admired agency.

 

[lacanteen]

Before the crowbar was invented did crows have to drink at home?

 

[tcman54]

Two blondes walk into a bar, both their heads really hurt now.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Two cannibals ran into the jungle and threw up their arms.

 

[Sivi70980]

Why is it that nobody wants to admit when they accidentally break something at work?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Why is it that nobody wants to admit when they accidentally break something at work?

Except for sales records.

 

[lacanteen]

I am so happy I live in a world with social media. Before that, it would have taken weeks, even months, before finding out someone was an asshole.

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe disinfectants only kill 99% of germs so the 1% can multiply, ensuring that you need to buy more at some point.

 

[Questortapes74]

Maybe disinfectants only kill 99% of germs so the 1% can multiply, ensuring that you need to buy more at some point.

This might be only partially true. It could be that the remaining 1% is the most virulent and prone to being infectious, thus ensuring that the pharmaceutical industry gets their “cut” down the road???

LOL

 

[lacanteen]

Men always look at a woman’s heart first, it’s not our fault her boobs are in the way.

 

[Bikeman315]

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