Random thoughts.......................

[samd1351]

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Matrix glitch?

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[Questortapes74]

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[lacanteen]

Chefs and blues musicians are two jobs whereby the fatter you are the more people assume you're good at what your job.

 

[lacanteen]

The more scientific knowledge you have is proportional on how annoying it is when movies gets their facts wrong.

 

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[Questortapes74]

The more scientific knowledge you have is proportional on how annoying it is when movies gets their facts wrong.

Are you going to tell me that the Tie-fighters in Star Wars don’t sound like a semi trucking down the interstate highways? Oh man now I’m bummed!

 

[lacanteen]

I wonder if the spiders in my house actually want to be there or if they just wandered in and are trying to make the best of it.

 

[lacanteen]

The word “procrastinator” implies that there are amateur-crastinators or anti-crastinators

 

[sotek2345]

The word “procrastinator” implies that there are amateur-crastinators or anti-crastinators

A procrastinator crastinates at work, an amateur crastinator cratsinates at home

an anti-crastinator would be called a speedster, but the Flash got their first

 

[Interceptor]

is it ok to look at nude art with the naked eye?

 

[tcman54]

Will a ferret rat you out?

 

[Questortapes74]

No, but they will certainly weasel out of things. You know, in the heat of the marmot.

When they can’t weasel out of things, they will badger the hell out of you...

 

[lacanteen]

All these years, I thought it was the dryer shrinking my clothes. As it turns out, it was actually the fridge.

 

[lacanteen]

The most documented activity on the internet is human reproduction.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The most documented activity on the internet is human reproduction.

Anyone know if the Catholic church lobbied against CA's law requiring condoms in porn?

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