Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

They should put our blood type on our driver's license.

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[Interceptor]

Humans move slower than most animals. Let's hope we never go back to nature.

 

[Bikeman315]

Humans move slower than most animals. Let's hope we never go back to nature.

Here's one I "think" I can outrun.

 

[Sivi70980]

Have you seen them when they're trying to get laid? Fuckers can motor. Seriously, Planet Earth II: Islands.

Pretty sure everything moves faster when trying to get laid.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Have you seen them when they're trying to get laid? Fuckers can motor.

You didn't say if he caught you.

 

[Bikeman315]

Have you seen them when they're trying to get laid? Fuckers can motor. Seriously, Planet Earth II: Islands.

#’s 8, 9,& 11 are my favorites.

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/559749/facts-about-sloths

 

[lacanteen]

Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked. My wife (God rest her soul) was good at that.

 

[lacanteen]

Puberty is the human hardware update that you only get the software update for when you're in your 30s.

 

[Sivi70980]

Puberty is the human hardware update that you only get the software update for when you're in your 30s.

Are there any other hardware updates? I'm 40 now and already feeling like I was a "Friday build".

 

[lacanteen]

Are there any other hardware updates? I'm 40 now and already feeling like I was a "Friday build".

There's a blue pill for that.

 

[lacanteen]

There's a joke about "software" in there somewhere.

Don't drop one in your ear or it'll make you hard of hearing.

 

[shogun32]

actually puberty is a 'firmware' upgrade that due to mismatch with control software parameters results in frequent hydraulic pressure regulation issues. The much later software update takes into account the age and integrity of the various seals and environmental factors to regulate pressure rise to more sensible levels and cycle frequency.

 

[Sivi70980]

There's a blue pill for that.

Funny, when I wrote that reply I was thinking about my joints and spine in pain. Then I read your reply and face palmed myself before laughing out loud.

Honestly, that seems like the only thing that does work, it's the rest of me that's falling apart.

 

[Questortapes74]

“Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up.” John Wagner

 

[Interceptor]

The radio in my car is small and mobile. My portable radios on my porch are big and expensive.
My car radio always locks into station with good reception. My portable radio constantly need moving twisting etc.. to pick up different stations. I have installed a 8' copper wire antenna. Some help but not all. Seems as along as my hand touches radio reception is better.

Should I get a 12 Volt car radio and battery for my porch?

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