331GT
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- Chicagoland
- First Name
- Dennis
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- 1995 DFG GT vert, 2019 Oxford White GT PP1
hahahahaha. this is good.My biennial trip to an American fuel station always confuse me a little, it normally follows these steps :
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- Pull up at pump, wonder what grade I should be putting in the hire car.
- Decide on the cheapest grade (it's a hire car), start the faff with the credit card.
- After a few mins, suddenly remember that the pumps don't like my UK cards and the process stalls when it asks me for my zip.
- Remove card, go inside to pre pay.
- Marvel at the selection of pills and little bottles at the cashiers desk that guarantee to keep me (and it) up all night, think about picking something, then chicken out.
- Wildly overestimate the amount of fuel I want to prepay and triple check with the cashier that I wont be charged for it if I don't use it all.
- Fiddle with the flip up leaver thing and get a bit frustrated with it, like a spotty teenager who cant drop his zip quick enough for his first BJ.
- Now I get to look cool for a few mins, leaning against the car pretending I know what I'm doing.
- That quickly changes to confusion when the pump shuts off and its about a quarter of the cost of doing it in the UK.
- Drive off, silently worrying about how much they will charge my credit card.
- Reassure the misses and kids that it was easy and all went to plan.
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and i cannot remember the last time i saw a pump with one of those levers you have to flip up to actually start pumping. good riddance though.
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