Docscurlock
Well-Known Member
Perfect call more like this: Trump: Hey President, how are you, great. Oh, that money, well we have decided to spend it taking care of Americans and keeping illegals from crossing our Southern border. Putin is your problem, we kicked the ass of our previous mother country in the revolutionary war, it's time everyone else stepped up to take care of themselves. Besides, we give you money and then you give it back to people like Hunter Biden so he can buy hookers and cocaine and then go to rehab then buy more hookers and cocaine. We are sending that money to Appalachia where there are American kids with no shoes. You should come here and visit sometime, but don't even think about staying at one of my hotels because every liberal on the planet will complain. Gotta go buddy! Gotta go tweet about these asshole Democrats ruining our country!The “Perfect Call” SHOULD have gone like this..
Trump: Hey President (Ukrainian President). How are you? Hey, that aid money, it’s on it’s way. The United States will help you fend off that asshole Putin! You know he wants to bring the USSR back. Well, it’s been good talking to you. You should come here and visit sometime. Got to go, I need to do some Tweeting. I have a loyal following...
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