WARNING TO FLORIDIANS

Discussion in 'Florida' started by JTR, Dec 12, 2014.

  1. Ironcitysteelers

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    Poison bird feed.
     
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    Herr_Poopschitz Nullius in verba

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    Airsoft for removal of pests...no penetration, so won't kill, but if they have any brain at all they'll get the hint.
     
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    oh man, don't listen to any of these folks that are trying to get your locked up in jail for felony with their paintball/airsoft/capture&release/silenced 22lr... etc solutions.
    Sucks that you have to put up with them, but they're pretty majestic creatures when not being a nuisance. Good luck to ya, glad insurance company was able to help out.
     
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    Yeah. We have deer real bad where I live, and my neighbor bought a 50 gallon trash can of feed and was spreading it in his yard to attract them. like 15 deer at a time.

    He and I got into it pretty heated. He didn't understand he was why no one could grow flowers, and all the near misses in cars.

    Thank god that as hat moved away.
     
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    This is by far one of the funniest n entertaining thread i have read. Sorry about your car though, i hate these inconsiderate birds. Always strutting around in the middle of roads, dropping huge shits on peoples cars. One morning I couldn't get into my car because 2 of these bastards were standing next to it. When i got closer, they chased me back into my house
     
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    LOL always look around to see if anyone is watching...then if they try to charge you just give them a swift punt...they'll leave you alone.
     
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    Damn

    I have them where I live glad I keep my car in the garage. Those things are nasty . This has been a hilarious thread.
     
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    I had to update this. I've since moved out of the house this happened at, but had to stay there last night to gather the rest of my stuff in cabinets and whatnot. Dozing off on the couch in the living room at about 10am when I think I hear someone knocking on the door. Open the door and look outside...ITS THIS DAMN BIRD AGAIN PECKING AT THE BOTTOM OF MY REAR BUMPER. Wind off the lake had shifted my car cover up. No damage.
     
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    3 words.... Wireless Sprinkler Controller... (although...doesn't work well when your not home...:doh:)
     
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    I have wild cats at my house....need a bb gun
     
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