Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Pet food commercials have a human audience. They're trying to make the food look appetizing to us, not our pets.

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If there was a competition for the laziest person ever, the true winner wouldn't participate.

 

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Many men probably wouldn't have turned to so stone if Medusa had bigger boobs.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Many men probably wouldn't have turned to so stone if Medusa had bigger boobs.

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe the whole vampire weakness to garlic is reverse psychology and the vampires want us to carry garlic with us so we're better seasoned.

 

[lacanteen]

It’s a lot easier to fall asleep on a couch during the day than it is in your bed at night.

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

 

[lacanteen]

Being a toddler must be so strange. Going to sleep in a crib and waking up in Walmart.

 

[RagmopInKona]

Why does my brain and body want to do things, work, hobbies after I goto bed.
Not the few hours before that.

 

[lacanteen]

The toughest thing to do as an adult is to keep your screaming on the inside.

 

[lacanteen]

Amish people can't motorboat their wife's boobs they can only row boat them.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm at the age where meeting a new dog is more interesting than meeting a new person.

 

[lacanteen]

The more expensive the meal, the less ketchup they give you.

 

[lacanteen]

A boomerang is a frisbee for lonely people.

 

[lacanteen]

Milking is taking milk but watering is giving water.

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