Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

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[lacanteen]

Being a toddler must be so strange. Going to sleep in a crib and waking up in Walmart.

 

[RagmopInKona]

Why does my brain and body want to do things, work, hobbies after I goto bed.
Not the few hours before that.

 

[lacanteen]

The toughest thing to do as an adult is to keep your screaming on the inside.

 

[lacanteen]

Amish people can't motorboat their wife's boobs they can only row boat them.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm at the age where meeting a new dog is more interesting than meeting a new person.

 

[lacanteen]

The more expensive the meal, the less ketchup they give you.

 

[lacanteen]

A boomerang is a frisbee for lonely people.

 

[lacanteen]

Milking is taking milk but watering is giving water.

 

[lacanteen]

The taller you are, the more people will ask about your height.

 

[lacanteen]

When you have a cat, you get really good at identifying objects by what they sound like falling off a shelf.

 

[lacanteen]

The louder the exhaust on your car is, the further away everyone can hear you missing shifts like a dumbass.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The louder the exhaust on your car is, the further away everyone can hear you missing shifts like a dumbass.

Which is why it makes no sense for EVs to not use manual transmissions.

 

[lacanteen]

There are far too many people in the world that don't know they're the bad guy.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

There are far too many people in the world that don't know they're the bad guy.

Not sure there are far too many. Life grades on a curve. I like being an A student just barely trying.

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