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MEME THREAD 2.0 - NO POLITICS OR ANYTHING YOU WOULDNT WANT YOUNG KIDS TO SEE [READ THE WARNING]

Life isn't too short. It's the longest thing you'll ever do.

Random thoughts.......................

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The voice in your head is an amazing singer.

 

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Turning up the volume is the same as zooming in but with your ears.

 

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The kid with cool parents in elementary school is the kid with cringe parents in high school.

 

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We're the only species on earth smart enough to know how stupid we are.

 

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One of life's enduring mysteries is why dogs, with their incredible sense of smell, choose to sleep with their nose firmly planted up their own ass.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

One of life's enduring mysteries is why dogs, with their incredible sense of smell, choose to sleep with their nose firmly planted up their own ass.

You don't know people who think theirs don't stink? Maybe all dogs have that gene.

But actually, a part of the puzzle may be related to an animal's hierarchy of senses.

Vision is most important to humans and our reactions to colors is very subdued. We might like or dislike some color but its not a very intense reaction. But we react more strongly to smells and tastes. For dogs, smell is the most important sense, so whatever evolutionary reasons make us more ambivalent to colors might makes dogs more ambivalent to smells. So, basically, butts don't stink.

 

[CarmeloS]

Since Halloween is next month and horror movies will be airing, have to ask, is it “Shank a Skank” or “Gut a Slut”?

 

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A candle shop would probably smell nice if it burnt down.

 

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If you run at 11pm you are a night person. If you run at 5am you are a morning person, But If you run at 3am you are a suspicious person.

 

[SL8888]

A candle shop would probably smell nice if it burnt down.

Just remember that it will burn up, before it burns down…..

 

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No one actually ever tells you how to get to Sesame Street.

 

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Dying of thirst at sea whilst surrounded by million of gallons of water is proof that nature has a sense of humor.

 

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If you make someone laugh in your dreams, you are laughing at your own joke.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

If you make someone laugh in your dreams, you are laughing at your own joke.

Well, if you want something done right.............

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