Random thoughts.......................

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Most things are cuter when they are furry, but not spiders.

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From an extraterrestrial viewpoint, all the space junk and satellite debris in earth’s orbit makes the planet look like a redneck front lawn with a pile of dead cars on the grass.

 

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We have all just decided as a society that curly fries are to be seasoned.

 

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when we play catch with dogs we think they enjoy fetching the ball but maybe they just think we enjoy throwing the ball and are actually playing with us.

 

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When you put your toothbrush down on a surface you always keep the bristle side up because it feels cleaner, but both sides go in your mouth.

 

[lacanteen]

If every single one of your socks was the same you would never have to fold them in pairs, and could instead just have one drawer with all the socks by themselves.

 

[jwt]

tried that with a drawer of black socks but after varying washes they discolor/grey at different rates and you end up with different shades of black/grey entropy is a b**ch

 

[Vlad Soare]

If every single one of your socks was the same you would never have to fold them in pairs, and could instead just have one drawer with all the socks by themselves.

Actually, this is exactly what I do. Works like a charm.

 

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The world was better with Chuck Norris jokes.

 

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Pet food commercials have a human audience. They're trying to make the food look appetizing to us, not our pets.

 

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If there was a competition for the laziest person ever, the true winner wouldn't participate.

 

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Many men probably wouldn't have turned to so stone if Medusa had bigger boobs.

 

[Vlad Soare]

Many men probably wouldn't have turned to so stone if Medusa had bigger boobs.

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe the whole vampire weakness to garlic is reverse psychology and the vampires want us to carry garlic with us so we're better seasoned.

 

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It’s a lot easier to fall asleep on a couch during the day than it is in your bed at night.

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