Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Social media has not made the world dumb. Social media has just shown us how dumb the world really is.

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[lacanteen]

The larger a body of water you are in, the more acceptable it is to pee in it.

 

[1emglenn]

The larger a body of water you are in, the more acceptable it is to pee in it.

Especially if there is a lightening storm right on top of you.

 

[lacanteen]

Locks just turn doors into walls.

 

[lacanteen]

A seal is the mermaid version of a dog.

 

[lacanteen]

Dreams make zero sense, while one part of the brain is making up a vivid story, another part of it is experiencing and genuinely being surprised by what it is seeing.

 

[lacanteen]

Most things are cuter when they are furry, but not spiders.

 

[lacanteen]

From an extraterrestrial viewpoint, all the space junk and satellite debris in earth’s orbit makes the planet look like a redneck front lawn with a pile of dead cars on the grass.

 

[lacanteen]

We have all just decided as a society that curly fries are to be seasoned.

 

[lacanteen]

when we play catch with dogs we think they enjoy fetching the ball but maybe they just think we enjoy throwing the ball and are actually playing with us.

 

[lacanteen]

When you put your toothbrush down on a surface you always keep the bristle side up because it feels cleaner, but both sides go in your mouth.

 

[lacanteen]

If every single one of your socks was the same you would never have to fold them in pairs, and could instead just have one drawer with all the socks by themselves.

 

[jwt]

tried that with a drawer of black socks but after varying washes they discolor/grey at different rates and you end up with different shades of black/grey entropy is a b**ch

 

[Vlad Soare]

If every single one of your socks was the same you would never have to fold them in pairs, and could instead just have one drawer with all the socks by themselves.

Actually, this is exactly what I do. Works like a charm.

 

[lacanteen]

The world was better with Chuck Norris jokes.

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