Random thoughts.......................

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One often overlooked but very important aspects of evolution is that our arms are exactly long enough for us to wipe our own ass.

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Hydrogen is super flammable. Oxygen is an accelerant. Together they form a liquid that's really good at putting out fires.

 

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Somewhere in the world there is someone who just threw their yogurt container in the sink and the spoon in the trash.

 

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The Calzone was definitely invented by someone that dropped the pizza on the floor on the way to bake it.

 

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There comes a point in life where people telling you "look how big you have gotten" stops being a compliment.

 

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Subway really normalized eating an entire loaf of bread.

 

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Subway really normalized eating an entire loaf of bread.

Not in Ireland:

 

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If shopping turns you on then you're buysexual.

 

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New jobs are easiest when no one liked the person you're replacing; they're hardest when everyone loved them.

 

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Adulthood is 50% “I’m too young for this to be happening” and 50% “I’m too old for this shit”.

 

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People think being smart is knowing everything, without asking questions, but it’s actually the opposite.

 

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The older you get, the more unfeasible it becomes to change your mobile number.

 

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Dogs live in the moment on a level that we humans could never achieve. And they’re content with it. They get in the car and don’t know if the next destination is the dog park, the vet, or a 5 hour road trip. They’re just happy to be included.

 

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If laundry baskets were the same shape and volume of washing machine drums it'd be easier to see when there was the right amount of clothes to wash.

 

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The adult version of “Where’s Waldo” is looking for the unsubscribe button in emails.

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