Random thoughts.......................

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to argue with one customer per day.

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Cows are proof that you cannot lose weight by walking and eating salads.

 

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If you live right, your 30s will be as good as your 20s, only with money.

 

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I'm not sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that shows up once in a while.

 

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Our beds are the one place we all go to remember all of the things we were supposed to do.

 

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Confidence is not "they will like me" - it's "I'll be fine if they don't"

 

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One often overlooked but very important aspects of evolution is that our arms are exactly long enough for us to wipe our own ass.

 

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Hydrogen is super flammable. Oxygen is an accelerant. Together they form a liquid that's really good at putting out fires.

 

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Somewhere in the world there is someone who just threw their yogurt container in the sink and the spoon in the trash.

 

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The Calzone was definitely invented by someone that dropped the pizza on the floor on the way to bake it.

 

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There comes a point in life where people telling you "look how big you have gotten" stops being a compliment.

 

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Subway really normalized eating an entire loaf of bread.

 

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Subway really normalized eating an entire loaf of bread.

Not in Ireland:

 

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If shopping turns you on then you're buysexual.

 

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New jobs are easiest when no one liked the person you're replacing; they're hardest when everyone loved them.

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