Random thoughts.......................

[Bugs]

If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?

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[HoosierDaddy]

Now that men can have babies, can women have vasectomies?

 

[lacanteen]

There's probably TONS of really good aged wine at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Do you have an obligation to tell a girl you can't propose because you're pursuing a bachelor's degree?

 

[lacanteen]

In life, there is a balance between living in a sunny place and living in a place where you have to check your shoes for scorpions/spiders every day.

 

[lacanteen]

If you’re alive in your 50’s you’re considered old, but if you die in you’re 50’s you’re considered young.

 

[Bikeman315]

If you’re alive in your 50’s you’re considered old, but if you die in you’re 50’s you’re considered young.

I heard 70 is the new 40…….

 

[lacanteen]

Fish never have to worry about tripping and falling.

 

[lacanteen]

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

 

[lacanteen]

Eating a batch of fried mozzarella sticks is much more socially acceptable than a whole handful of regular string cheese sticks.

 

[lacanteen]

If you give a man a broom he’ll clean for a few minutes, give him a pressure washer he’ll clean forever.

 

[lacanteen]

The iPhone calculator has the same color scheme as Pornhub. I only know that because a friend told me.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

The iPhone calculator has the same color scheme as Pornhub. I only know that because a friend told me.

Your friend has an iPhone?

 

[lacanteen]

Auto correct is that kid in the class the confidently yells out wrong answers.

 

[lacanteen]

Cashews fished out of a can of mixed nuts taste better than cashews taken from a can of just cashews.

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