Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Everyone says we should follow our dreams, so I'm going back to bed.

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[1emglenn]

I've been told I don't know shit. That's okay. I understand that being full of shit isn't that great.

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing disappoints more than carefully choosing the last bite from a meal and then realizing that it was not as tender or as good as its appearance led you to believe.

 

[lacanteen]

Zero G unlocks the possibility for double sided pizza.

 

[lacanteen]

I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn't work.

 

[lacanteen]

The scariest part about explosives isn't when they go off, its when they don't go off.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[lacanteen]

Maybe the urinals were invented when a tall guy walked by a sink and thought "why not?".

 

[lacanteen]

Whoever is deciding the ratio of the size of a jar of salsa to the size of a bag of tortilla chips is way off.

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing will make you feel older than when events you've experienced begin appearing in history books.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Nothing will make you feel older than when events you've experienced begin appearing in history books.

Or when you fall off the 10 most wanted list.

 

[lacanteen]

The new business trend is to not solve problems, but to create a subscription model that manages to keep the problem unsolved.

 

[BluePonyGT]

WTF why is the serving size for Oreo Cookies limited to 3 cookies? Who the hell eats just 3 cookies? I shovel them down by the row...

 

[lacanteen]

I'd be really motivated if the weight I lost went to someone I don't like.

 

[lacanteen]

My psychiatrist said that I am a kleptomaniac. So I asked, "is there anything I can take for that?"

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