Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Nothing will make you feel older than when events you've experienced begin appearing in history books.

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[HoosierDaddy]

Nothing will make you feel older than when events you've experienced begin appearing in history books.

Or when you fall off the 10 most wanted list.

 

[lacanteen]

The new business trend is to not solve problems, but to create a subscription model that manages to keep the problem unsolved.

 

[BluePonyGT]

WTF why is the serving size for Oreo Cookies limited to 3 cookies? Who the hell eats just 3 cookies? I shovel them down by the row...

 

[lacanteen]

I'd be really motivated if the weight I lost went to someone I don't like.

 

[lacanteen]

My psychiatrist said that I am a kleptomaniac. So I asked, "is there anything I can take for that?"

 

[Bugs]

If a drummer comes out of retirement, will there be repercussions?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Now that men can have babies, can women have vasectomies?

 

[lacanteen]

There's probably TONS of really good aged wine at the bottom of the ocean.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Do you have an obligation to tell a girl you can't propose because you're pursuing a bachelor's degree?

 

[lacanteen]

In life, there is a balance between living in a sunny place and living in a place where you have to check your shoes for scorpions/spiders every day.

 

[lacanteen]

If you’re alive in your 50’s you’re considered old, but if you die in you’re 50’s you’re considered young.

 

[Bikeman315]

If you’re alive in your 50’s you’re considered old, but if you die in you’re 50’s you’re considered young.

I heard 70 is the new 40…….

 

[lacanteen]

Fish never have to worry about tripping and falling.

 

[lacanteen]

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

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