Random thoughts.......................

[Darthy Jo]

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[lacanteen]

There is no greater joy than randomly finding junk food you’ve forgotten you’ve bought.

 

[Rapid Red]

There is no greater joy than randomly finding junk food you’ve forgotten you’ve bought.

Twinkies have the staying power for that.

 

[lacanteen]

Every invisible person looks the same.

 

[lacanteen]

Every bottle of alcohol is a single serving if you're committed enough.

 

[lacanteen]

It sucks when you're really good at something that you don't like doing.

 

[lacanteen]

Sometimes when you're in a heated argument with someone it's best to just let them be wrong.

 

[lacanteen]

If you hate the way you look, you’re not ugly, you’re just not your type.

 

[sk47]

Hello; The OP needs to look up George Carlin material. He did a lot of these. One I recall is about how we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.

 

[lacanteen]

I'm not a gynecologist but I'll take a look.

 

[lacanteen]

If there was a cure for stupid, stupid people wouldn't take it.

 

[lacanteen]

The word number doesn’t have the letter ‘o’ in it, but we abbreviate it as “no.”

What's up with that?

 

[Bikeman315]

The word number doesn’t have the letter ‘o’ in it, but we abbreviate it as “no.”

What's up with that?

Because nu was taken.

What is this word nu?

Nu is defined as a Yiddish expression of agreement, or is used to ask a simple question instead of using words such as "well" or "so." An example of nu used as an interjection is when you say "Nu?" to ask why something that you have just been told is important. interjection.

 

[lacanteen]

Don't take criticism from anyone you wouldn't take advice from.
-anon

 

[lacanteen]

Juice taste better when you stand there and drink it with the refrigerator door open.

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