Random thoughts.......................

[Orange devil]

Do you mind waitin' somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace?”

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[lacanteen]

I've put a lot of thought into this and I just don't believe that continuing to be an adult is gonna work for me.

 

[EmCel]

Some of your life’s best days haven’t happened yet. You have not seen it all and you haven’t felt it all.

 

[jwt]

Some of your life’s worst days haven’t happened yet. You have not seen it all and you haven’t felt it all.

Sorry, having a glass half empty kind of day :(

 

[Orange devil]

Don't blink they won't even miss you at all

 

[Sivi70980]

Some of your life’s worst days haven’t happened yet. You have not seen it all and you haven’t felt it all.

Sorry, having a glass half empty kind of day :(

Drink the glass, be a problem solver.

 

[lacanteen]

It's a small world but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
-Steven Wright

 

[Orange devil]

I just want something but there’s no kind of thrill
Nothing here but just more time to kill

 

[lacanteen]

It’s cute (and sometimes hot) for a woman to wear the man’s clothes at home, but it’s just weird, (and sometimes creepy) if the opposite happens.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

It’s cute (and sometimes hot) for a woman to wear the man’s clothes at home, but it’s just weird, (and sometimes creepy) if the opposite happens.

Yep. My wife makes me wear her clothes in public.

 

[Orange devil]

You're bent but you just won't break.

 

[lacanteen]

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson probably gets irritated when people ask him how he slept.

 

[lacanteen]

We find it silly when a huge dog is afraid of a small kitten, yet we run from wasps.

 

[lacanteen]

We use tables to keep food off the floor, table cloths to keep food off the table, place mats to keep food off the table cloth and plates to keep food off the place mats.

 

[Sivi70980]

We use tables to keep food off the floor, table cloths to keep food off the table, place mats to keep food off the table cloth and plates to keep food off the place mats.

And then you have to “clean your plate” if you want dessert.

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