Random thoughts.......................

[Sivi70980]

Instead of telling an employee that they’re fired, be positive and tell them that they’re promoted to customer.

Worked someplace where they would say that. When the time came I told them I was promoting myself to customer and then boycotting their establishment. Haven’t been to Target in easily 15 years.

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[lacanteen]

If you want the traffic light to turn green look for something in your glove box.

 

[lacanteen]

If the technology existed to send smells through the phone, that miracle of science would largely be wasted on sharing farts.

 

[Sivi70980]

Co worker telling me about one of their kids…
Baby powder is NOT a substitute for bathing!

 

[ICU812]

As we age your perspective if things change,
As a child, your parents were a drag as they ruled over you and set the "law" so they sucked.
As you get older the youth suck as they are loud, having fun and stupid from lack of wisdom that comes with age, not stupid in a dumb dumb context.
while you were a kid, you were like those loud youth, and now that you are older you are your parents.

 

[lacanteen]

Life would be a lot better if at the end of every day you were asked if you “Want to save the changes”.

 

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[HoosierDaddy]

And to make sure the DA doesn't take the death penalty off the table.

 

[lacanteen]

Alphabet soup in China has got to be insane.

 

[Orange devil]

I rather date people that would suck my private parts instead of my energy......

 

[lacanteen]

The tale of the rabbit and the tortoise doesn’t teach us that “slow and steady wins the race”, but rather “don’t be an overconfident asshole”.

 

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[lacanteen]

Opera is basically screaming in cursive.

 

[Orange devil]

I wake up.and think about the day .. suddenly I can't breath

 

[Orange devil]

Have you ever wondered how do you know if your left or right nut dominant?

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