Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one of them knows about it.

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[lacanteen]

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station attendant closest to your house.

 

[The Demon]

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, but in your case go ahead.

 

[Orange devil]

Everytime I close my eyes...it's like a dark paradise

 

[lacanteen]

I don't mean to brag but my posts are enjoyed by over 20 people world wide.

 

[lacanteen]

The Lysol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch the most. This is probably going to sting or burn a little.

 

[lacanteen]

Just because I'm awake at 4 AM doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

 

[Bugs]

"Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space."

Terrible joke - only 3 stars.

 

[lacanteen]

80% of girls like guys with six-pack abs. 80% of guys with six-pack abs don’t like girls.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

80% of girls like guys with six-pack abs. 80% of guys with six-pack abs don’t like girls.

There's an O. Henry story in there somewhere.

 

[lacanteen]

What’s sad about having an imaginary friend is that he is the one with the real friend.

 

[Orange devil]

Having a warrent is basically like adult hide and seek.

 

[lacanteen]

The difference between being “ballsy” and being a dumbass depends on whether or not you’re successful at it.

 

[Orange devil]

I need a new friend........

The last one escaped.

 

[lacanteen]

Smart people often play dumb and ask questions while dumb people often play smart and answer them.

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