Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

To get back on topic, I think my guardian angel drinks.

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[1emglenn]

Did you ever wonder how the doornail died?

 

[lacanteen]

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make geometric patterns in their crops and leave.

 

[Orange devil]

When I dig down through the trenches of my mind the mud is everywhere and I can not find the line.

 

[Sivi70980]

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make geometric patterns in their crops and leave.

We certainly have the practice!

 

[lacanteen]

It Seems like men stopped dressing nice roughly around the time when it stopped being the norm to have your wife stay at home full-time ironing your shirts.

 

[lacanteen]

Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together, but only one of them knows about it.

 

[lacanteen]

No one has seen you look worse than the gas station attendant closest to your house.

 

[The Demon]

I don’t believe in plastic surgery, but in your case go ahead.

 

[Orange devil]

Everytime I close my eyes...it's like a dark paradise

 

[lacanteen]

I don't mean to brag but my posts are enjoyed by over 20 people world wide.

 

[lacanteen]

The Lysol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch the most. This is probably going to sting or burn a little.

 

[lacanteen]

Just because I'm awake at 4 AM doesn't mean I'm ready to do things.

 

[Bugs]

"Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space."

Terrible joke - only 3 stars.

 

[lacanteen]

80% of girls like guys with six-pack abs. 80% of guys with six-pack abs don’t like girls.

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