Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

I made a graph of my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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[lacanteen]

Boomers that can’t wrap their heads around how much college and home prices have gone up are in for a rude awakening when they find out what nursing homes cost.

 

[dead_inside]

Dude broke down in the road today. Hood up, hazards on, and he’s on the phone looking at it. At least he took the time to set out traffic safety Gatorade bottles though

 

[lacanteen]

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

 

[Bugs]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

 

[lacanteen]

Why do we get ‘on’ a bus or train, but we get 'in’ a car or taxi?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

There are two kinds of people in the world:

(1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

 

[1emglenn]

If you have to think about it ...the answer is NO!

 

[lacanteen]

The fact that most socks work on either foot is very underrated.

 

[SL8888]

Why do we get ‘on’ a bus or train, but we get 'in’ a car or taxi?

Like why do you "Park " in a "Driveway", and "Drive on a "Parkway".....?

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Am I the only Americas member who think the "What did you do to your Aussie S550 today" thread should be renamed: "What did you do to your Aussie S550 tomorrow"?

 

[compprep]

What did you do to your Aussie S550 tomorrow"?

What WILL you do to your Aussie S550 tomorrow? Fixed it for ya!

 

[HoosierDaddy]

What WILL you do to your Aussie S550 tomorrow? Fixed it for ya!

No, they already did do it tomorrow. So, for example, I'm reading on Saturday what they did on Sunday.

 

[SEERED]

What is the tow rating on my 500? Asking for a friend.

 

[lacanteen]

9 out of 10 people will believe you about something if you include a statistic with it.

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