Random thoughts.......................

[JUNQDAWG]

...yeah, flies past you @ 100 mph and you go
around a curve and there is a HP turning around
to run that car down.
Seen this twice. Don't pass me mad; I'll pull off and let you by.........

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[JUNQDAWG]

Funny you should mention "THAT SCENARIO" ...JUST last week coming up I H 45 from Houston about 150 miles north of Houston ain't nothing ......A late model Camaro Convertible pulled up on my ass ,I'm in slow lane running 80 in a 75 mph zone. He keeps screwing with me so I told wife "GRAB SOMETHING" ..NO HONEY NOT THE PISTOLS"!!!!!!!!!! .........So I floored it and ran off and left him .After giving him a taste of Coyote Meat I slow to 75. Look in mirror and here he comes balls to the wall . I just happen to know since I have made that trip over 300 times in last 30 yrs that State trooper had a Hidey Hole nearing the next exit . He hides up on the grass on the north side of overpass so no way to see him till you go past. He just happened to be available @ that moment . I know the idiot had to be doing 130-140 ,got pretty good judge of speed .Father -in-law drove NASCAR WINSTON CUP CAR FOR 35 yrs . So sure as hell I come over the hill and TROOPER is DEAD ON HIS ASS . I slowed to give him time to run the idiot down . Pulled over into the inside lane {TEXAS LAW WHEN PASSING A COP STOP OR SLOW TO 20MPH under speed limit } He had him bent over the hood . I soooooo much wanted to tap my horn lightly but thought better of it . We just both glanced over and smiled as we passed . In Texas over a 100mph the COP can take you to Jail if they want to . My wife said " You set him up didn't you ?" "Baby that's what he gets for driving a CAMARO .........." I know , I'm a PRICK .........That's my story for the month if you enjoy it or NOT !!!
Junqdawg

 

[lacanteen]

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember, that's where the knives are kept.

 

[SL8888]

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember, that's where the knives are kept.

Reminds me of that old joke....Why are a womans feet shorter than a mans ?
So she can get closer to the sink......

 

[lacanteen]

I don't know how to act my age, I've never been this old before.

 

[Bugs]

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

 

[rick81721]

Room 237 - discuss

 

[lacanteen]

Since haste makes waste and good things come to those who wait, procrastination deserves a lot more respect.

 

[Bugs]

I have not yet begun to procrastinate!

 

[Bugs]

I like going to the park and watch all the little kids jump up & down and run around yelling and screaming because they don't know I'm only using blanks.
- Emo Philips

 

[Stage_3]

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember, that's where the knives are kept.

LOL
The laundry room and bedroom is safer!!

 

[lacanteen]

If you raise your children, you'll spoil your grand kids. If you spoil your children, you'll raise your grand kids.

 

[Justpassingas]

“DO NOT TOUCH” must be one of the scariest things to read…in Braille

 

[Bugs]

I noticed the NFL OFFICIALS locker room sign at Mile High Stadium in Denver includes the room number in Braille.

OK - That explains a lot.

 

[Bugs]

The only difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle is attire.

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