Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

A hoagie is just a socially acceptable way to eat a pound of meat and a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.

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[Sivi70980]

A hoagie is just a socially acceptable way to eat a pound of meat and a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.

Sometimes that hoagie and meat is just the vehicle for the au jus though. LOVE me some French dip!! And now pics to come in the food thread when I make mine next lol.

 

[Sivi70980]

Fresh clean pair of jeans in the morning fit kind of tight of my aging fattening body. Work all day physical labor and when I get home those jeans are loose. Belt still on the same hole and fits the same. Shirt still showing off those sexy love handles. Jeans be some lying mofos.

 

[lacanteen]

If two people with Nationwide get in a wreck with each other, whose side is Nationwide really on?

 

[I Bleed Ford Blue]

If two people with Nationwide get in a wreck with each other, whose side is Nationwide really on?

 

[shogun32]

whose side is Nationwide really on?

the side that increases the C-suite's stock option valuation and quarterly profit reports to Wall St. They'll screw both parties as hard as they can get away with.

 

[samd1351]

the side that increases the C-suite's stock option valuation and quarterly profit reports to Wall St. They'll screw both parties as hard as they can get away with.

^This^ I had this happen with Farm Bureau years ago. The gal across the street backed out and hit our mini van (should've let the damn thing die right there - maroon Voyager with faux wood paneling down the side). Our insurance agent was super helpful until they got the police report with both parties having Farm Bureau. After that, it was a PITA to get it repaired.

 

[lacanteen]

Can a drunk Cyclops see double?

 

[lacanteen]

A one night stand could be a 6 month relationship if you're above the arctic circle.

 

[TexasMetallic5.0]

I have one that's puzzled me lately. Why do we feed wild animals? Not debating whether we should, just questioning the concept. Could you imagine? Imagine being a wild animal where everyday of your life is fending for your own food and this other random animal comes up to you and offers you food. Take it a step further and say you accept the food and then this other animal just starts stroking your head in random ways. It has to be the most awkward, bizarre, experience for them haha.

It’s like handing them an EBT card.

 

[TexasMetallic5.0]

Stick-on wheel weights are good revenge for people who can’t park correctly.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Stick-on wheel weights are good revenge for people who can’t park correctly.

Thanks. Since remote entry became so common, been looking a long time for a replacement to breaking toothpicks off in the locks

 

[1emglenn]

CDC now says that we can have small gatherings of up to 8 people without issues.... I don't know 8 people without issues.

 

[1emglenn]

Every weeknight they say "Here's Jimmy Kimmel Live." Does anyone know if his dead show is better?

 

[lacanteen]

If we ever arm teachers with guns, teachers going on strike could be a lot more interesting.

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