Random thoughts.......................

[lacanteen]

People who think driving slower is safer than driving at normal speed are like those people who think using a dull knife is safer than using a sharp knife.

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[lacanteen]

Visiting a water park is probably about the closest you can get to feeling like a flushed turd.

 

[lacanteen]

Boots are often made from snakeskin, which comes from an animal with no feet.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

.... comes from an animal with no feet.

Only since Genesis 3.

 

[lacanteen]

Okay, imagine the twisty part from a stick of deodorant… On the bottom of a pringles can.

 

[shogun32]

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance." George Bernard Shaw

 

[bellamor]

I should learn how to say no, people tend to abuse kindness.

 

[lacanteen]

If you are spending $4 for a bottle of “smart water”, it's not working.

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – Michael Scott

 

[lacanteen]

I bet all you short people get excited when you bump your head on things.

 

[TexasMetallic5.0]

If you are spending $4 for a bottle of “smart water”, it's not working.

Evian water spelled backwards is naive for a reason.

 

[Sivi70980]

It sure was convenient that nearly all the alien/celestial species in the MCU spoke English...

 

[GP2017GT]

It's nice to have a partner to watch TV with.

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

"An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough."
- Anonymous

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