Random thoughts.......................

[Bikeman315]

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[RoGCobraRV]

This thread and title reminded me of "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey from SnL

When you do so something right no one remembers, when you do something wrong no one forgets!

 

[lacanteen]

Nothing gets you to change your opinion faster than having a complete idiot agree with you.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

Nothing gets you to change your opinion faster than having a complete idiot agree with you.

Couldn't agree more!

 

[Sivi70980]

Nothing gets you to change your opinion faster than having a complete idiot agree with you.

It just gets me to accept my own idiocy...

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

What happens when a poison expires? Does it become more poisonous or no longer remains so?

 

[Aaron Castaneda]

Quicksand drowns you slowly. So it should be called slow sand. Shouldn’t it?

 

[lacanteen]

People who think driving slower is safer than driving at normal speed are like those people who think using a dull knife is safer than using a sharp knife.

 

[lacanteen]

Visiting a water park is probably about the closest you can get to feeling like a flushed turd.

 

[lacanteen]

Boots are often made from snakeskin, which comes from an animal with no feet.

 

[HoosierDaddy]

.... comes from an animal with no feet.

Only since Genesis 3.

 

[lacanteen]

Okay, imagine the twisty part from a stick of deodorant… On the bottom of a pringles can.

 

[shogun32]

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance." George Bernard Shaw

 

[bellamor]

I should learn how to say no, people tend to abuse kindness.

 

[lacanteen]

If you are spending $4 for a bottle of “smart water”, it's not working.

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